Beech Road Pe Bus Rok di
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23:41
Policeman: tum ne Beech road pe bus q rok di ??? Pathan: hum sheher me Naya aya hay mgr Qanoon nahi torta, Wo samne dekho likha hy ...
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Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
kis ka man kar raha he chocolate khane ka isko dekh kar ???
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07:32
kis ka man kar raha he chocolate khane ka isko dekh kar ??? kiss me close your eyes miss me close your eyes kiss me i can read your lips ...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
A Girl asked Her Boyfriend:-
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07:32
A Girl asked Her Boyfriend: "What would you Ask in your Prayer If you See a falling Star??" :) . . . . . . Boy Said: To be the ...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Height of Torture
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00:34
Height of Torture Boy:Today I m very tensed, Mood kharab hy, Sar bhi dukh raha hy, Lagta hy Dengue ne attck krdya hy, Aaj ja k CBC Test k...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Daku ko bahut mera sapna
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22:13
Police: Bibi aap bohat bahadur hain daku ko bohat maara aap ne. Lady kanpty hue: Mujhe kya pata wo daku tha, mein to samjhi mera shohar dai...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Uss se faasla na rakhta
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22:11
</ -> Main Uss se faasla na rakhta to aur kya karta,……..? “Wasi” Main muddaton ka charsi……… Aur “WO” gOld leaf c larki……..!
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Mai School Nhi jaonga
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22:09
Son:Mai School Nhi jaonga.. Mom:Kyn? Son:Job Kronga.. Mom:4th Class par kr Kya Kaam kro Gy? Son:3rd Class Ki Lrkion Ko tution Prhaonga…. O ...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Pathan Bakra zibah Karne Laga
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09:36
</ -> pathan Bakra zibah krne lga to confuse ho gea k parhna kia hy. . Ek lamha sochne k bad churi chalate hue josh se bola, .. ...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Sardar Masjid Ma
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09:35
Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki or pakrra geya Molvi: inne jutti chukki ae.. Edi Tind’ karo. Sardar : Aa ik jutti waapas le lo, te Foji...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Cold Drink Pine Ka Mood
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09:35
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h, Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo! Uska khun garam hoga. Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
Sirf Line Maro Yaar
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09:34
Pyar Kya hai? P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho R: Rona Dhona Sah...
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…
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07:23
funny sms ?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand ...
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